Life After…Go figure

A Narrative of Life Outside The Box

The dialogue beyond language itself

Me: You’ve got junk in your ear again!

Cat: I most certainly do NOT!

Me: I gave you an ear nuggie and saw it! Serious, industrial strength gook!

Cat: Stupid human; Superior Cats (Tortoiseshells, to the peons) have darker ear wax.

Me: So it’s not bothering you.

Cat: How ridiculous, of course not.

Me: So you’re actually standing there, shoving your entire back foot in your ear, then holding position for 30 seconds at a time because you feel like it.

Cat: It’s a complex martial-arts stretch originating in the Nile River Delta and popular among us during the Egyptian Middle Kingdom; of course you wouldn’t understand.


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